grenade

grenade
1. (grenade) (5343↑, 870↓)
The solitary ugly girl always found with a group of hotties. If the grenade doesn't get any action, then neither does anyone else.

"Come on man, take one for the team and jump the grenade"

2. (grenade) (2722↑, 590↓)
The ugliest girl in a group of girls that are out. Her friends will not even think of leaving her unless they know she is getting action herself. Therefore, someone in your group of friends sacrifies himself by hooking up with the grenade in order for the rest to have a chance of having sex with the hot girls. More often than not, the grenade jumper gets laid and the rest end up jacking off.

It is good and honorable to jump on the grenade in order to save the platoon. Plus, you will probably get laid while the rest will not.

3. (grenade) (1389↑, 595↓)
an ugly girl that is jumped on for the sake of your friends. Similar to the times of war when the enemy tosses a grenade over the lines and a comrade jumps on it to ensure teh safety of others.

You owe me dude, i jumped on teh grenade last time\!\!\!

4. (grenade) (1290↑, 593↓)
a fugly she-beast who likes to [cock block] for her hot friends

By your [wingman] a beer cuz he will [fall on the grenade] for you\!

Author: Da Nastee One http://grenade.urbanup.com/658046
5. (Grenade) (647↑, 259↓)
Something Bruno Mars will catch.

I'd catch a Grenade for you... yeah, yeah.

Author: Soup_Kitchen_Nun http://grenade.urbanup.com/5531340
6. (grenade) (957↑, 577↓)
a fat, butt-ugly bitch found hanging out with hot chicks in a bar and if this monster doesn't get some dick, none of her hot friends do, either

Okay, Joe, you see that group of girls over there? It's your turn to fall on the grenade.

7. (grenade) (316↑, 129↓)
The busted girl your buddy takes away so you can fuck her friend.

"Get this grenade outta here, I don't got time to waste."

8. (Grenade) (148↑, 49↓)
Ugly Fat Chick

Ronnie was so drunk he was hooking up with grenades.

9. (Grenade) (137↑, 50↓)
Ugly chick

Victoria and her Barrie friends are grenades by definition

10. (grenade) (141↑, 75↓)
A small bottle of Mickey's Malt Liquor. Generally coming in 6-packs.

Hey man, toss me a grenade.

11. (grenade) (112↑, 80↓)
when a girl is sucking ur testicles and she rips one off like a grenade tip.

ayeee ur girl grenaded you?

12. (grenade) (117↑, 88↓)
Tool kit for Chevys(see also Chevys suck)

Get the Chevys grenade.

13. (grenade) (35↑, 31↓)
(noun)—a lady friend of a potential conquest who blocks your advances on their friend's behalf. Please Note: a wingman may be needed to "dive on the grenade".

"There's one huge grenade launcher, there's one grenade, and then there's one cutie."—Mike "The Situation," Jersey Shore

Author: NEW JERSEY Diet-SHORE-nary http://grenade.urbanup.com/5742701
14. (grenade) (36↑, 34↓)
(noun)—a large lady, of an unsightly nature. Please Note: a wingman may be needed to "dive on the grenade".

"There's one huge grenade launcher, there's one grenade, and then there's one cutie."—Mike "The Situation," Jersey Shore

Author: NEW JERSEY Diet-SHORE-nary http://grenade.urbanup.com/5742698
15. (Grenade) (0↑, 0↓)
An unattractive and mildly overweight female that tags along with their hot friend/friends. Can often be spotted at a club holding back her friends from any potential action.

Yo Frankie, can you take care of that [grenade] while I go for that fine Indian brunette with the banging body? Bro, last week I took a grenade for you, its your turn tonight\! Grenade-Free America\!

16. (grenade) (4↑, 8↓)
What Bruno Mars would catch for you.

You: WHAT ARE YOU ASKING FOR, BRUNO?\! Bruno: To give me all your love is all I ever asked... cause what you don't understand is I'd catch a grenade for you\!\!\!

17. (Grenade) (73↑, 103↓)
A bigger,ugly chick...see also land mine

Ronnie gets in a fight with Sammie on the hit show Jersey Shore and starts hooking up with Grenades and Land mines

18. (Grenade) (39↑, 70↓)
1. Weapon of destruction usually a small explosive that was created for war and designed to kill. 2. The ugly girl or girls hanging out with the hot ones.

1. Soldier 1: "Tossing grenade\!\!\!" [Call of Duty] 2. The Situation: “Pauly D was with the grenade.…When you go into battle, you need to have some friends with you, so that just in case a grenade gets thrown at you, one of your buddies takes it first.” [Jersey Shore]

19. (Grenade) (355↑, 386↓)
A compact device usually filled with peices of metal (called Shrapnel, they explode outward and cut up anything that gets in their way) with gunpowder and fuse. Pulling the pin will result in the grenades explosion within 3 to 5 seconds depending on the fuse length. Most deadly against ground infantry. Also comes in Anti-tank (known as a Sticky Bomb) variety

The pineapple grenade is a very common grenade, used by most countries.

Author: Someone who was bored http://grenade.urbanup.com/2606072
20. (Grenade) (29↑, 61↓)
Jersey Shore Term. The ugly friend that tags along with a smokin' hot chick. In a way she explodes and that affects the friend she's with so she's also a cock block. Really ruins the mood. Makes you feel like you're being closely observed by a gay friend. She can also be the wing-girl. Just in case there's a double-team comin' along.

My friend ended up gettin with a hot chick, while I was stuck with the Grenade.

21. (grenade) (222↑, 255↓)
An ugly girl of the hot friend. Usually has some unsightly repulsive characteristic such as a large nose, forehead or just plain unnatractive looks. Gets ignored when out. Has her own male friends hitting on the hotter girl in front of her eyes and behind her back. Grenades usually end up nowhere in life due to their unnatractive physical characteristics and lack of common sense.

That poor grenade came back to get revenge.

Author: your name here.., http://grenade.urbanup.com/3663288
22. (grenade) (15↑, 49↓)
female 1. fat 2. ugly as fuck looks as it she was playing a game of hot potato with a grenade and lost

guy 1: i'm drunk as shit...how's that girl look? guy 2: you mean the grenade? guy 1: eh fuck it i don't even care

23. (Grenade) (17↑, 51↓)
A grenade is a fat, ugly chick. This term was believed to be first released on "Jersey Shore", when Mike "The Situation" referred to the best friend of a girl he brought home as a "grenade".

Mike: Dude, I feel bad for Pauly D right now... he needs to entertain the grenade\!

Author: JerseyShoreLover http://grenade.urbanup.com/5149484
24. (Grenade) (34↑, 68↓)
Refers to sacrificing ones self for a friend by taking up company with the ugly friend. Can usually be captured using an iphone application such as iGrenaded. It refers to a solider jumping on a live grenade to save others.

Your friend meets a hot chick hanging out with her not so attractive friend. In order for your friend to hook up you have to hook up with her friend or jump on the grenade.

Author: Professional Wingman http://grenade.urbanup.com/4507532
25. (Grenade) (19↑, 54↓)
ugly/fat chick out of the group of chicks.

Situation: Looks like we got a situation here. Pauly D: Yeah we do Situation: Alright heres the plan, we extract the grenade from that room, put her in a separate room for her to explode (sleep). Pauly D: Alright then? Situation: Then we extract the hotties n take em to our room. Sounds like a plan? Pauly D: Yeah lets do it, GFA\!.

Author: ThatGrenadeSituation http://grenade.urbanup.com/5227022
26. (Grenade) (17↑, 52↓)
A grenade is what the fat ugly bitch that is with a group of fine ass women is called. If she gets upset then it "blows up" the time for the rest of the girls in the group or the guys trying to get with them.

Dude go lay on that Grenade for us she is about to get pissy and its gonna fuck it up for all of us\!

27. (Grenade) (12↑, 48↓)
1. To damage catastrophically, especially an automotive part. (Verb) 2. The act of causing the catastrophic failure of an object. (Verb) 3. An object that is in imminent danger of failure or destruction. (Noun)

1. It took us a week to get Brian's jeep out of the mudhole after his transfer case grenaded. 2. "I'm going to grenade my driveshaft if I go over that obstacle". 3. I swapped a Dana 60 into the front of my Bronco because that little Dana 30 was a grenade waiting to pop.

28. (grenade) (78↑, 114↓)
(verb) to fart in your hand and throw the accumulated methane in someone's face.

Dude, I just grenaded your cat.

29. (grenade) (42↑, 80↓)
A really mean term used by the cast of "Jersey Shore". Jersey Shore has a cast that are narcissistic, bitchy, "full of themselves", aren't even good looking people, who probably has sex with hundreds of women and men (yes I'm talking about all eight of them), and aren't educated. A grenade is an ugly girl who hangs around a bunch of other girls.... some of the "grenades" they mention aren't even that bad looking. This term is the reason why girls and even guys have suck low self esteem and result to suicide or depression

Hey, look at that grenade hanging with her friends

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30. (grenade) (10↑, 49↓)
Slang word for anyone who has way too many piercings so that there is an apparance of all the knacks of a grenade.

Jon: Oh my God...look at that grenade. Dark: Yea i see it. Jon: that is nasty shit.

31. (Grenade) (9↑, 48↓)
Another word for biceps, should be used when the muscles are spherical. Used instead of guns or cannons to describe one's arms.

Dude, check out my grenades.

32. (GRENADE) (12↑, 51↓)
-noun 1. A woman of cover. Generally wearing all black garb with a veil that covers the entire head except for the eyes.

GRENADE\!\!\!\!\#\@\!$\@\!21\#\!\#\!\#\!\! (best when yelled)

33. (grenade) (20↑, 60↓)
A drink which contains jagermeister, tequila and red bull. It works by filling a glass with red bull and then placing two shot glasses inside, however they will not go inside the red bull as the two shot glasses support each other. Then you pull out the tequila shot (as if it is a grenade) and then the jagermeister falls into the red bull which you then down.

Ben: drinking slowly Me: dude the grenade is going to go off, drink faster

34. (Grenade) (51↑, 91↓)
A grenade is a cockblocker who is hating on a player. Grenade usually is addressed as being female. A female who is a cockblocker hating on a player. A player hatress

the woman may choose to be a grenade for various reasons. Typically a girl who is unhappy and would destroy chances of her friends getting laid. I have experienced some grenade cockblockers desroy possible chances of getting laid because they couldn't get any play and they wanted everyone else not to also. this type could be a good sport and let everyone else get laid however when and if they are fat and unhealthy they cannot do the right thing by not destroying everyone elses chances. I suggest you find a wingman to cover the grenade. a wingman like a man saving his troop from blowing up may cover the grenade by keeping her distracted while the players can spit their game so they can get what they want from the other women.

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35. (grenade) (9↑, 50↓)
A BIG girl who looks about ready to bust some buttons around the waist. Usually not the girl you want to hook up with or be around during parties.

"hey did you hear who that tool made out with last night?" - guy "Yea haha I heard he made out with the grenade in the bathroom\!" - girl "damn that's grossss\!" - guy

Author: srirachagotulaiddd http://grenade.urbanup.com/4897192
36. (Grenade) (9↑, 53↓)
The act of farting under cover, (many times) or blanket and releasing it on an unsuspecting victim.

I waited for my mom to come home, and right before she got into bed, I pulled a grenade and ran away. She came back screaming, "you nasty mother-fucker\!"

Author: LateNightIdiots http://grenade.urbanup.com/5014466
37. (Grenade) (29↑, 92↓)
A fat man with a small dick(pin) which, wen pulled, will explode.

1:look at that fatty 2: yeah, i bet he's a grenade

38. (grenade) (18↑, 110↓)
A sexual action when one grabs and then bites ones nipple, then they rip it off like they just bulled the key out of a grenade.

Yeah i gave here a grenade. Have you done the grenade yet?

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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